My Libido Has A First Nameposted Mar 15th 2005, 7:33AM
Mood: Blah
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Carl
2. Mr. Carl
3. Mr. Carl, sir
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. freecarl
2. opiumdog
3. freebrainzero
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am not entirely gelatinous.
2. I have legs which go all the way down.
3. I have skin.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm partially gelatinous.
2. I'm only 2 feet tall and I weigh 672 pounds.
3. My skin isn't bullet proof.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese
2. German
3. Native American
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):
1. Exuberance.
2. FOX "news"
3. FAT CHICKS
ESSENTIALS:
1. KY
2. laptop
3. morning after pill
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. condom
2.
3.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. Scissor Sisters
2. Tool.
3. Wilco
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
2. Hippy Chix - Camper Van Beethoven
3. Forget The Flowers - Wilco
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. showering
2. brushing my teeth
3. drinking bleach (but not at home)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Carte blanche
2. trust fund
3. genius
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. The sky is blue
2. rain is wet
3. every day is Palm Sunday
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. lack of male genitalia
2. sense of humor
3. vibrant, juicy soul ripe for devouring. uh, i mean ... hair.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Fart elegantly
2. parade about in panties
3. dance
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. wringing necks
2. twidling my thumbs
3. procrastinating
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. juggle 3 cows and an oxymoron
2. reinvent myself
3. have some chai tea
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Interior Monologuest.
2. Professional Speller
3. Giant
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Almost anywhere in Europe.
2. Japan.
3. Euranus
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. What.
2. Eh.
3. Shazbot.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Use The Restroom.
2. Have dinner.
3. Abide.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. George W. Bush.
2. Captain Kangaroo.
3. The Junkyard Dog.
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